Well, I hope all the dads out there had a wonderful father's day, like I did.
Moving right along. Last night was Bad Blood, (and thanks to badblood.wwe.com) here are the results:
STONE COLD vs. ERIC BISCHOFF
Stone Cold was hilarious in this match. He won the Burping Contest. Why in the hell wouldn't he? He's a Texan! The next event was the Pie Eating Contest. Steve elected to “choose the flavor”, and his flavor was Mae Young! *dies laughing* Eric, afraid of losing the triathlon, was coerced into eating a slice of mature pie. Austin then decided to forfeit and gave Mae a stunner for her efforts. The final event was Pig Pen Fun. After a stunner from Austin, Eric found himself airborne, only to land in a pig pen full of manure. I have to give my props to Steve. Good job bro!
RIC FLAIR vs. ME
I would have won this match if it wasn't for Ric Flair, the guy who doesn't know how to fight a fair fight, didn't get help from Randy Orton and a chair. The son-of-a-bitch beat me in my own home state, because of cheating. Don't worry though, I'm not done with his ass yet.
STEINER vs. TEST
Steiner won this match. Oh man, you should have been there to see the look on Test's face when Steiner won himself the managerial services of Stacey Keibler. It was priceless.
CHRISTIAN vs. BOOKER T
My poor lil Jay-Jay. He got himself disqualified after hitting Booker T with the IC belt. It's ok man, you'll win the gold back!
CHRIS JERICHO vs. GOLDBERG
Goldberg got brutal in this match, but Chris did a hell of a good job. It didn't take Goldberg one, but two spears plus a jackhammer to take Chris out.
TRIPLE H vs. NASH
Big Bro. This match here was awesome. You were both a bloody mess. So was Mic for that matter. I'm just sorry that Triple X-tra large nose ( as Stacy puts it) got the win. Don't worry dude, the match was awesome, and you'll get what you deserve later. *winks* You know what I'm talking about.
LA RESISTANCE vs. RVD & KANE
La Resistance won this match after RVD miscalculated a summersault, hitting Kane. Don't worry dude, it was an easy mistake.
Congrats to the winners of these matches, all except Flair and Triple x-tra Large nose. And as Steph told me last night. It's not whether you win or lose , it's how you play the game, and the quality you put into the match that makes you a winner.